TREE MAN BLOOMS ON A PARKING LOT
BY FREDDIE LOUNDS @TATTLECRIME.COM
Is the Chesapeake Ripper feeling jolly? As he damn well should be: the police and the FBI are still in the dark concerning his identity. He sent them his regards through the murdered body of a man turned into a poisonous flower bouquet, sort of crucified on a cherry tree. The victim was displayed on that same parking lot he had ordered to be constructed, thus destroying the habitat of endangered songbirds. That ought to teach some to care more about nature -ableit the human one.
Hannibal Lecter’s Greatest Hits.
I hate how happy they look together. Why. It pains me to know how things are going to inevitably end. Excuse me while I go pretend that Hannibal is not the Chesapeake Ripper and these two are a normal couple who can frickle frackle happily ever after.
increasingly messy hair appreciation post
When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.
Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check.
#look at your favorites#now back to mackie#sadly your favorites aren’t mackie#but if they stopped being misogynistic assholes#they could be like mackie#look back at this post#this post is now that piece of furniture you’ve always wanted#and he found it in a dumpster#he doesn’t need a horse because he flies on the sighs of angels
"Know thou first, I love the maid I married; never man sighed truer breath; but that I see thee here, thou noble thing, more dances my rapt heart than when I first my wedded mistress saw bestride my threshold."
Coriolanus, Act IV, Scene 5.
I like to surround myself with people with skills that could be useful. That’s something I always keep in mind with friends or boyfriends.
I just found the best Facebook page
Of course they know.
"I’ve never entirely trusted your machine, but you built it and I trust you." - S03E20